January 2009

Happy New Year's! Welcome to The Talking Goat number 2, the Newsletter-Formerly-Known-as-the-Jemima-Papers! Our quasi-monthly newsletter updates you all on our various activities in the many games we play. And for the love of Cheeses of Nazareth, join us in IRC, just hit "Chat" on the home page.

With the announcement of additional server mergers, and the recent return of many players back to WAR, I wanted to welcome new or returning players to the Badlands server. 

Our WAR Division is recruiting! 

We are looking for players with a strong interest in oRvR that regularly use vent and like to play as part of organized warbands.  Whether you want to lead, or follow, All Out Assault and our alliance, Retribution, may be a good fit. 

Our alliance is the #1 RvR destruction alliance on the server according to Winkl's ratings.

When you join AoA, you are not just joining a guild in any particular game - you are joining a large gaming community that has been around since 1996.  Our goal is to bring together like minded players that will be playing together several years from now.  We have an active core in WAR, and are adults with jobs and lives.  We understand that gaming is meant to be fun, and also equally understand that our game time is valuable and make the best of it by organizing oRvR. 

We welcome lowbies and experienced players to contact us to learn about AoA and see if it is a good fit.

What's better than Pauly Shore in a threesome? Pauly Shore in a threesome with our fearless leader Glow and his faithful sidekick escrotoloco, of course. The dynamic duo tracked Mr Shore down and forced him to join AoA, thusly it is heretofore decreed that all pwnage should be followed by "SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE! SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE!" Click here to see the trio in action.

Good Job lads. Click here to see Pauly's application to join.

You duck into a dim tavern that you know well. The pungent aroma of pipe tobacco fills the air. You wave to several patrons that you know. You give a special wave and wink to Titters McHoneywench who is serving drinks to some locals. Cedrik the innkeep stands behind his counter, chatting with someone. You can't quite make out what he is saying, but it's something about dragons.

I just finished installing Legend of the Green Dragon, it's a browser-based MMO and it's all ours! Go join!

http://alloutassault.net/lotgd/