No, that's not write. I mean... Call to Arms! Gentle friends, I am currently embroiled in a legal battle to have the United States Federal Government recognise mine, and yours, First Amendment right to freedom of religion. I am incorporating a non-profit corporation to govern the day to day operations of the Church of the Highly Improbable. This will allow the church to be recognised by all and sundry as a church. However, the USG has a list of things that it has decided constitutes "a church". Now, the Church of the Highly Improbable has over 7 billion members, having all been retroactively baptised in a fit of religious fervour sometime in the late nineties, but the IRS, in order to allow the Church to receive tax deductible contributions, requires a congregation. As many of you know, the CHI practices a digital ministry, therefore, it has become necessary to demonstrate a gathering of congregants, a collection of Chians, to wit I have created an electronic church forum for anyone to seek guidance, learn the church doctrine, etc etc. Should any of you feel the need, please stop by at http://highlyimprobable.org and stop by the forums. Very much appreciated, and please note, anyone showing this sort of support will be considered as having duly tithed for this year.